JESUS FEEDING 15

This fat old man nearly had a heart attack from laughing.

WARP THOUGHT

Jesus Feeds the Five Thousand
From the book of One-Isiah than the other

AND SO IT CAME TO PASS…………..
JESUS WAS CURING THE SICK LIKETH A BITCH ALL OVER JUDEA. A&E IN JERUSALEM WERE WELL PISSED FOR THEY HAD JUST BOUGHTETH AN EMERGENCY OX & CART, AT A COST OF MANY SHEKELS.
BUT THE PEOPLE NOW FOLLOWED JESUS FOR HE CURETH THE SICK AND LOOKETHED WELL GROOVY.
PEOPLE SAIDETH “OH LORD, HEAL MY ATHLETES FOOT AND WHO DOESETH YOUR HAIR”
AS THEY SATETH KEITH OF CANA SAID “THOU ART DA MAN ‘J’ THY POSSE NUMBERS
5000 INNIT” AND JESUS REPLIED “ CANA DID YOU SAY ?”
AND A SMALL VOICE SPOKETH “ I COUNTETH 15”.
KEITH:” HOW SHALL WE FEEDETH 5000 OH LORD, WE HAVETH ONLY 5 WARBURTONS
TOASTIE LOAVES & 5 PILCHARDS”
VOICE: “ SHOULD BE ENOUGH FOR 15”
DEREK:” WELL I DON’T LIKETH PILCHARDS AND SIMON’S GOT A…

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