My son, over at mabrotherton.com seems to be obsessed with categorizing, stereotyping, and discriminating people based on which generation they fall into. GenX, GenY, Baby boomers, Me generation, millineals…Well I’ve got the answer for you son. You’re Young and I’m Old. That pretty much sums it up for me.
Let’s face it, if you can wake up in the morning and go pee without the 15 minute ritual of stretching, popping and cracking of every joint…you’re young. If you have to get into the shower and run hot water on your back before you can bend over enough to put on your underwear…you’re old.
If you give a shit about social issues…young
People shouldn’t be allowed on the streets after 6PM…old
If women in bikinis gets you excited…young
If women in bikinis makes you want to give them a lecture on skin cancer…old
Sex, as much as you can, anytime you can…young
Sex, what’s that?…old
If you think our current president is an ignorant, childish, sexist bully…well, I guess we have to agree on somethings.