My son, over at mabrotherton.com seems to be obsessed with categorizing, stereotyping, and discriminating people based on which generation they fall into. GenX, GenY, Baby boomers, Me generation, millineals…Well I’ve got the answer for you son. You’re Young and I’m Old. That pretty much sums it up for me.
Let’s face it, if you can wake up in the morning and go pee without the 15 minute ritual of stretching, popping and cracking of every joint…you’re young. If you have to get into the shower and run hot water on your back before you can bend over enough to put on your underwear…you’re old.
If you give a shit about social issues…young
People shouldn’t be allowed on the streets after 6PM…old
If women in bikinis gets you excited…young
If women in bikinis makes you want to give them a lecture on skin cancer…old
Sex, as much as you can, anytime you can…young
Sex, what’s that?…old
If you think our current president is an ignorant, childish, sexist bully…well, I guess we have to agree on somethings.
Now all we “old” folks have to do is convince the “young” ones to get out and vote in 2018.
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Somehow, I don’t think that will be a problem. That is one thing I can say about the orange man…he doesn’t care who he pisses off.
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Brilliant Jerry
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Thank you my friend. High praise coming from such a talented mind.
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Old is not a state of mind, as some say. It is a state of the body no longer being able to do the things the mind believes it should.
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Really old is when even the mind knows you shouldn’t but you do it anyway.
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Haha I love this!
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I thank you for the comment and I am glad you like it.
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My pleasure! And definitely 🙂
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Haha! This is absolutely hilarious, Jerry! Especially the last few lines!
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I have to get my little dig in somewhere. I guess no one can ever accuse me of being too subtle.
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I’m a mixture of young and old 😊 But that pretty much sums it up. Your post is pretty accurate; I’ll be 40 very soon 💓
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Right in the betweeny stage. Old enough to know better but still young enough to do it anyway.
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Yeah! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼😊
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Hahhahhaha….i can just imagine..
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Of course, if I wasn’t just a lazy slob I could get out of my chair and try a little exercise every now and again. But then I think, hey, it’s easier to watch television and eat Twinkies.
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A hilarious commentary on the age gap. I’m sure there is much more to do with this theme. Perhaps you’ll treat us to further wit on the same subject, Jerry. Plus your orange man us sure to keep you in material for a long time yet.
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Thanks Roland, I’m sure that age and the orange man will give me plenty of fodder for quite some time. My only hope is I can forget about the orange man in 3 more years.
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Jerry, only this brilliance could come from an experienced mind. Take note you young uns.
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