I Should Be Fishing

All my bosses up above me

Are always pushing and trying to shove me

Into doing twice the work

For half the pay


And when 5 o’clock finally comes

I think my working day is done

They say I have to work

3 more hours today


Because Joe Blow didn’t show

And I guess I’m the only other one who knows

How to push a button

To start this damn machine


So while the sweat pours down my back

My ten bosses stand around and eat their snack

And talk about how

We all need to work as a team


But when it comes time to talk about a raise

“Well boy, you can be replaced any day

By a one eyed squirrel

Or a half dead baboon”

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