“Hello Mr. Brotherton, welcome to our store,” has been replaced by “Please make a selection from the following menu.”
Instead of feeling the fabric, checking to see how easily it wrinkles and finally taking it to the fitting room. I get, click here to add to your cart.
What once was, “That color looks good on you, have you seen these shirts, they’re on sale today.” Became, continue to checkout.
“Thank you for shopping, have a nice day,” is now, your order has been confirmed.
Soon it will be, we’ll send you what we want, just go back to sleep