Dumb Joke of the Day

While the Cat’s Away

A door to door vacuum cleaner salesman was making his way through the neighborhood last week. He came to Wee Willie’s house and rang the doorbell. Wee Willie opened the door and the salesman was shocked to see a child standing before him, dressed in a suit, a cigar in one hand and a glass of wine in the other. As he looked across the room, he could see a naked women passed out on the couch.

“Sorry young man but is your mommy or maybe your daddy home?” he asked.

Wee Willie looked up at him with an astonished glare and said, “Does it fucking look like it?”

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