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There were four farmers sitting at the bar having a beer. Just behind them, a young woman could overhear there rather boisterous conversation.
The first man took a drink of his Budweiser and said, “I think it’s WOOMB.”
The second man took a chug from his Coors and replied, “No, it’s WOOOOMBH.”
The third man gulped down his Michelob and proudly proclaimed, “You both have it wrong — it’s WOOM.”
The
fourth farmer, after taking a drink from his Miller Light, look at the other
three and said, “None of you have it right, it has to be WOOMMMMBBB.”
At this, the young lady could stand it no
longer. She got up, walked over to the farmers and said, “Look, you
hayseeds, it’s WOMB. That’s it, that’s all there is to it.” Then she stomped
out the door.
Eventually, one of the farmers broke the silence
by saying, “Well, I don’t know. You reckon that young girl has even heard
an elephant fart?”
Now, that one was a groaner.
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That’s what my wife said to me. Sorry
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🙂
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