Dumb Joke – I Love Me Some Ghosts…

A visiting professor was giving a seminar on the supernatural to about 100 students at the University of Arkansas.

“Just to get a feel for the audience,’ he asked. “How many people here believe in ghosts,” About 90 students raise their hands. 
“Well that’s a good start.  Now, out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you’ve ever seen a ghost?” About 40 students raise their hands. 
“That’s really good. I’m really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost? 15 students raise their hands.
“That’s a great response. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?” Three students raise their hands. “That’s fantastic. But let me ask you one question further…..Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?” One student in the back raises his hand.

The professor was astonished. He takes off his glasses, takes a step back, and says, “Son, all the years I’ve been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You’ve got to come up here and tell us about your experience.” 
The student replies with a nod and a grin, and begins to make his way up to the podium. 
The professor says, “Well, tell us what it’s like to have sex with a ghost.”

“Ghost…from back there, I thought you said goat!”

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