Dumb Joke of the Day – A poor choice of snack…

Two tigers were walking through the jungle. Suddenly, the one in the back reached out with his tongue and licked the ass of the tiger in front of him. The startled front tiger turned and said, “Cut it out.” The rear tiger apologized, and they continued onward.
About five minutes later, it happened again. The front tiger turned, growling, “I said stop it.” The rear tiger again apologized, and they continued.
Another five minutes passed, and again the front tiger felt the unwanted tongue. The front tiger turned, giving the rear tiger a ferocious glare, angrily hissing, “What is it with you?”
The rear tiger replied, “I’m sorry — I really didn’t mean to offend you. But I just ate a politician and I’m trying to get the taste out of my mouth!”

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11 thoughts on “Dumb Joke of the Day – A poor choice of snack…

      1. Ha, yes that would definitely help. I know what you mean. I am not retired yet but haven’t worked in over a year spending 10 month in Germany caring for my sick mother.
        I used to work in retail and I think it has ruined me for life. Lol.

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      2. I can only imagine and I heard some stories as well. I am sorry you had to experience this while everybody was glad that I missed it. How cool to hear you have been to Germany. Hopefully a good experience for you.

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