tigers were walking through the jungle. Suddenly, the one in the back reached
out with his tongue and licked the ass of the tiger in front of him. The
startled front tiger turned and said, “Cut it out.” The rear tiger
apologized, and they continued onward.
About five minutes later, it happened again. The front tiger turned, growling, “I said stop it.” The rear tiger again apologized, and they continued.
Another five minutes passed, and again the front tiger felt the unwanted tongue. The front tiger turned, giving the rear tiger a ferocious glare, angrily hissing, “What is it with you?”
The rear tiger replied, “I’m sorry — I really didn’t mean to offend you. But I just ate a politician and I’m trying to get the taste out of my mouth!”