Dumb Joke

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”
The stock boy replied, “No ma’am, they’re dead.”

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10 thoughts on “Dumb Joke

  1. Hey, Jerry! How are you doing? So good to see you blogging! I just found your “request” to my site, in my e-mail, so you should be able to get on my site and read now. 🙂 Thank you for getting back in touch!

    That joke made me snort-laugh! 😀 I’ve asked questions like that, and gotten answers like that! 😀


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      1. HA! 😀

        I heard a story and was told it was a true story…
        Supposedly a lady called the Butterball Turkey Hotline near Thanksgiving and said, “I’ve had a turkey in my freezer for 23 years. Would it be okay to cook it and eat it?” The hotline operator said, “It is probably safe if the freezer has been kept below 0 degrees the entire time. But, the flavor will have deteriorated, so I wouldn’t recommend cooking it or eating it.”
        Then the lady caller said, “That’s what we thought. We’ll just give it to the church’s food pantry.”

        Oh my gosh!!! I hope it’s not a true story! 😀

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