Another Dumb Joke – Are these plates clean…

Jim went to visit his 90 year old grandfather and while eating breakfast he notices his plate isn’t clean. So he asks, “Granpa, are these plates clean?”
His grandfather replies, “Those plates are as clean as cold water can get them.”

That afternoon, while eating the hamburgers his grandfather made for lunch, he noticed black specks around the edge of his plate so again he asked, “Granpa are you sure these plates are clean?”
Without looking up from his burger, the grandfather says, “I told you they’re as clean as cold water can get them, now don’t ask me about it anymore.”

Later that day, Jim decided to take his grandfather out to dinner. As they were leaving the house, his grandfather’s dog started to growl and wouldn’t let them pass.

His grandfather shouts, “Coldwater, get out of the way!”

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11 thoughts on “Another Dumb Joke – Are these plates clean…

  1. THE boss has been working his team hard and takes two of them out to lunch. On the way they trip over a magic lamp and out pops a genie offering them each a wish.

    The first guy asks for a yacht in the Pacific with $1 million and 20 beautiful girls. Pff! He is off to his yacht.

    The second guy says he’ll have the same, except in the Caribbean. Pff! He is off.

    “And what is your wish?” the genie asks the boss.

    “I want those two back at

    work in 30 minutes.”

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