
Yesterday, we took our daughter to a friend’s house to attend their son’s 5th birthday party. We were exhausted when we got home so she went right to bed and I fell asleep watching the ball game. At about 11:50 last night I felt a tug on my sleeve.
“Daddy,” she whispered. “Guess how old I’m going to be next month.”
“I don’t know, beauty,” I said as I slipped on my glasses. “How old?”
She smiled and held up four fingers.
It is 7:30 now.
My wife and I have been up with her for almost 8 hours.
She still refuses to tell us where she got them.
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It took me a while.
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😊
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Thanks for sticking with me my friend.
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It took me all DAY before I got it. Sheesh.
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Hey Liz. I thought maybe I was going to have to “Give you a hand” …
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Wise guy, eh? Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
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I had to read that a few times before I got it – good one!
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Thanks my friend.
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um……creepy!
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Thanks for dropping by my friend. I should have played the theme to Twighlight Zone or Jaws.
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Bahaha!!! Yes, you should have!! 🤣🤣
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OMG!!! 😱😱😱😱
I’m not going to laugh, I’m not going to laugh…
🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Hey, at least she wasn’t ten.
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😄😄😄
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EEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😮
HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😀
HUGS!!! 😛
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Oh so glad you found it entertaining my friend. Gives a whole new meaning to. Let me give you a hand.
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Ha! Yes, and is the answer to: How can you help a starving cannibal? Give him a helping hand! 😉 😀 😛
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Haha!
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Great story.
Stephen King meets Art Linkletter.
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I’ll have to pitch that to the Hollywood guys.
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Gee I am slow hahaha
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Some times it takes a while and other times we get it as quick as “snapping our fingers.”
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Haha true and sometimes my senile moments catch up with me.
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Ouch – For some reason my likes are not being registered on some sites. I did try to like this one.
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Took me a second, then I had a good laugh.
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