Dad Joke of the Day: What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous
Quote of the Day: The best way for a fish to not get hooked is to keep its mouth shut.
Today in History: 1927 – New York City – The world was introduced to the sound era in motion pictures with the premier of The Jazz Singer, starring Al Jolson.
Born on This Day: Fort Wayne, Indiana – Jane Alice Peters, more famously known as Carole Lombard. American actress and comedian.
Died on This Day: 1981 – Egyptian President Anwar Sadat was assinated by members of the radical fringe of the Muslim opposition.
National…Coaches Day, Plus Size Appreciation Day, Noodle Day