Dad Joke of the Day: What’s it called when you put a cow in an elevator? … Raising the steaks.
Quote of the Day: “Feeding the cow roses aint going to make her shit smell better.”
Today in History: 1987 – The Dow Jones Industrial Average plummeted nearly 23 percent, the largest one-day percentage drop in the stock market’s history.
Born on This Day: 1605 – London – Sir Thomas Browne, English physician and author, best known for his book of reflections, ‘Religio Medici’.
Died on This Day: 1682 – Norwich, Norfolk, England – Sir Thomas Browne, ‘A Letter to a Friend, Upon occasion of the Death of his Intimate Friend,’ was published posthumously in 1690.
National…Sweetest Day, Kentucky Day, Seafood Bisque Day