Dad Joke of the Day: What do you call a fake noodle?… An impasta.
Quote of the Day: “Life is too short to hold grudges”
Today in History: 1520 – Ferdinand Magellan, Portuguese navigator and explorer, with three Spanish ships entered the strait later named for him, sailing between the mainland tip of South America and the island of Tierra del Fuego toward the Pacific Ocean.
Born on This Day: 1833 – Stockholm, Sweden – Alfred Bernhard Nobel, a Swedish chemist, engineer, and industrialist who invented dynamite and other more powerful explosives and who also founded the Nobel Prizes.
Died on This Day: 1969 – St. Petersburg, Florida – Jean-Louis Lebris de (Jack) Kerouac, American novelist, poet, and leader of the Beat movement.
National…Reptile Awareness Day,
Clean Your Virtual Desktop Day,
Pumpkin Cheesecake Day