Dad Joke of the Day: Why can’t towels tell jokes? …Because they have a dry sense of humor.
Quote of the Day: “Poverty is no disgrace, expecting to get something for nothing is.”
Today in History: 2001 – Apple introduces the iPod, a portable media player that becomes one of the most successful and revolutionary products of the early 2000s.
Born on This Day: 1925 – Corning, Iowa – John William (Johnny) Carson,American comedian who, as host of The Tonight Show (1962–92), established the standard format for television chat shows—including the guest couch and the studio band
Died on This Day: 1939 – Altadena, California – Pearl (Zane) Grey, prolific writer whose romantic novels of the American West largely created a new literary genre, the western.
National…Swallows Depart From San Juan Capistrano Day, Mole Day, Boston Cream Pie Day