How do determine who to vote for in the 2020 elections.


Vote for Trump if…

  • You think the way to make America great is to belittle the leaders of other countries and then try to demand that they do what you say.
  • You think that keeping condoms out of schools will keep teenagers from having sex.
  • You think Jesus shares your hatred of homosexuals, Hispanics, Muslims, Native Americans, women, Chinese, Koreans, Germans, Italians, Puerto Ricans, scientists, democrats, newspapers and poor people.
  • You think a woman can’t be trusted with the decisions about her own body but multi-billion dollar insurance companies can dictate how all Americans are treated.
  • You think that the way to solve poverty is by letting people keep more of their minimum wage.
  • You think, “Clean air…it looks clean to me”.
  • You think Global Warming is something the Democrats made up in order to scare people.
  • You think, “We could just bomb the damn thing.”
  • You think that Jesus was a capitalist and opposed welfare.
    You think that you need ten assault rifles just in case a bear invades your home.
  • think people are fleeing their impoverished countries where they are subject to rape, slavery or murder just so they could come to America to join a street gang and be on welfare.
  • You think that people should pull themselves up by their bootstraps even though they can’t afford to buy shoes.
  • You believe that it is all fake news.

Vote Democratic if…

  • You believe that Obama should be on Mt. Rushmore.
  • You still have a bumper sticker on your Prius that says, “Hillary for President.”
  • You can’t talk about foreign policy without using the word collusion.
  • After looking at your paystub, you can still say, “Americans will have to be willing to sacrifice for the greater good of everyone.”
  • You keep a record of how many people you know in each racial, ethnic or sexual orientation category.
  • You think that thousands of loggers can be without a job so some spotted owl can keep its tree.
  • You still expect to collect Social Security when you get old.
  • You think ‘Free Market’ is any store that will take food stamps.
  • One of your high school yearbook goals was, “Helping people.”
  • Your high school yearbook listed you as, “Most likely to become a Vegan.”
  • You faithfully read ‘The New York Times’ and ‘The Washington Post’.
  • You firmly believe that a 95% flat tax will solve everything.

The difference between a man and a woman

What every woman longs to hear…
I love you!
You’re right!
I appreciate what you’re doing!
I respect what you’re saying!

What any man wants to hear…
I’m not looking for a commitment!
It’s Payday!
It’s Friday!
The first round is on the house!

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A Soldier’s Destiny

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Nothing marks the day
He left this world
No pomp, no glory
No flags unfurled
No marching parade
To fill the streets
No tears to run down
Crimson hued cheeks
No one to hold him
No one to care
Just blood stained dirt in
A war somewhere
Left to remind us
Of what he gave
So we could live free
In his land of the brave

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