What’s Going on Tomorrow? – 10/10/2019

I was talking to some friends of mine here in the backyard about how it would be better if we had a little warning about what was going on. After all, it’s a little difficult to celebrate ‘Stop Bullying Day’ if you don’t know about it until the day is over. And I, for one, would never forgive myself if I missed out on a good hunk of ‘moldy cheese’. How about you?

So as of today, I have revamped ‘On This Day’ to become….(drum roll please)… ‘What’s Going on Tomorrow?’

I hope you enjoy it.

Dad Joke of the Day:  A scarecrow told me, “This job may not be for everyone, but hay, it’s in my jeans.”

Quote of the Day: “Never take more than you need or give more than you can afford.”  

Today in History:   1973 – Vice President Spiro T. Agnew resigned from office and pleaded no contest to the charge of failing to report $29,500 in income while governor of Maryland.

Born on This Day: 1969 – Gulf Port, Mississippi – Brett Lorenzo Favre (pronounced Farv), a former American football quarterback. Favre began his career with the Atlanta Falcons where he played five plays, (two interceptions, two incomplete passes and an 11 yard sack). During the trade negotiations with the Green Bay Packers, Favre was diagnosed with Avascular Necrosis of the hip. A degenerative disease that should of ended his career. But Green Bay general manager Ron Wolf had faith in Favre’s ability to play and proceeded with the trade. Throughout the rest of his career, Favre became the first NFL quarterback to pass for 500 touchdowns, attempt 10000 passes and complete 6000 passes. Favre was inducted into the Football Hall of Fame and was selected to the Pro Bowl 11 times in his 20 year career. Talk about overcoming adversity.

Died on This Day: 1985 – George Orson Welles, American motion-picture actor, director, producer, and writer. Well known for his 1938 radio adaptation of H.G. Wells’ novel ‘The War of the Worlds’ in which he caused wide spread panic among those listeners who believed they were hearing events about an alien invasion as they were really happening. Although several historians now believe that many of the stories of panic were false or overstated they still propelled him to national fame. Orson Wells went on to make 12 Hollywood movies, most notedly, ‘Citizen Kane’.


National…
Curves Day – Launched in 2015, the second Wednesday of October is synonymous with National Curves Day. Created to recognize plus sized women and men across the country and stop ;body shaming’ while encouraging people to embrace all things plus positive. To get more information please visit http://www.NationalCurvesDay.com. So let’s get dress up in red before heading out the door to show some support to all those curvy bombshells and dapper bombers.


Handbags Day – Hand bags come in as many shapes and sizes as we have the imagination to create. From those so small they can fit in a pocket to ones large enough to carry everything you might need for a weekend getaway. National Handbag Day was created in 2012 to celebrate the ultimate fashion accessory. No matter what style you might prefer, just mix or match it with your best outfit and go have some fun.


Cake Decorating Day – If you’re anything like me, you’ve often oohed and awed over those fancy decorated cakes on the display shelf and secretly wished you possessed the talent to create something that resembled them. Well, you know what they say, “practice makes perfect”. In fact, many professional cake decorators started their careers as hobbyist and now, are so adept with the uses of icings and food coloring that their masterpieces sometimes rival those of Monet of Van Gough or magnificent feats of architecture that even Frank Lloyd Wright would envy.
Most cake decorating can be done with just 5 basic types of icing:
• Butter Cream – This soft and very spreadable icing is tasty and preferred by bakers. It’s made with sugar and either lard, butter, or margarine.
• Cream Cheese Frosting – By combining Butter Cream frosting and cream cheese, this rich and soft frosting pairs well with cupcakes and red velvet cake.
• Fondant – Made with gelatin, glycerine, shortening, and other ingredients, this sculptable and moldable frosting builds a variety of designs on cakes.
• Meringue – Egg whites, cold water, and granulated sugar beaten to a frothy consistency create a beautifully light and airy frosting. The final product may be served chilled or cooked to a crisp. This frosting often will be found on top of tarts or pies.
• Royal Icing – A paste-like frosting, Royal Icing dries to a hard shell. Made from egg whites, icing sugar, and lime juice, this icing readily accepts colors.
So get out your cake mix and icing, invite over a few friends and let’s get this day started with a theme decorated cake. Remember, if you have more cake left over and don’t know what to do with it, I may not be a good cake decorator but I am certainly a good cake eater. Or, you could just freeze it.

Marriage is like a Football Team (Part 5)

A Man’s Guide to Relationships

My Five Rules of

Football and Marriage – Rule 5

Let’s start off by saying that I am not a licensed therapist or a professional counselor. My observations of my mother and father, who were married for over fifty years before my mother’s death and my own very happy marriage to the same woman for forty five plus years is my only source of expertise. I believe that I have learned some very valuable lesson in that time and feel it is my duty as a fellow man to pass these things on to whoever might benefit from it.

You’ve spent years preparing yourself for the day. You’ve trained, tried out for the team and have been selected. Now what? It turns out that when you were in school and your coach was teaching you the fundamentals of football, he wasn’t just teaching you football but was teaching you the things you needed for creating a lasting relationship. Who knew that coach ‘Earl the Squirrel’ was so damn smart?

Rule #5 – Always Fight Fair:

Every relationship is going to have arguments, it is inevitable. How you fight is the key to whether or not you will have a successful, long term relationship. If you disagree with another player, you don’t start yelling at them on the field or bad mouthing them to the press. You talk it out in the locker room. If you can’t settle the argument, maybe you both talk to the coach. You work together to solve the issue and to do ‘what is best for the team’. If done correctly, conflict and healthy ‘fair fighting’ can even strengthen a relationship. So, fighting fairly in your relationship is the most critical skill that you must learn to do.

The rules are simple and you have lived by them all your life:

  1. Don’t let little things that bother you build up until one of you explodes the issue into a large fight. That’s not fighting fair in your relationship. If you are angry about something and don’t try to talk about it within 48 hours, let it go. It obviously did not mean that much to you.
  2. If your partner is too upset or just doesn’t want to discuss the matter right now, make an agreement to set aside the time later to discuss it. When that time comes, stick to the issue that got you angry to begin with.
  3. Make sure that you keep your argument between the two of you. You wouldn’t bring in your teammates and have a free-for-all in the locker room, so don’t bring in third parties like your mother-in-law or your children.
  4. Don’t hit below the belt. No name calling or bringing up the past. Stick to what is really bothering you.
  5. Watch what you say and especially HOW you say it. Even endearing terms or pet names can be hurtful when you are using a sarcastic tone. Laughter is good, but teasing can be misinterpreted and can often end up being hurtful instead.
  6. Look at one another while you speak. Don’t interrupt your partner during your fight and never blame one another or make accusations.
  7. Just as you would ‘leave it in the locker room’ you must leave your arguments in the past.
  8. Always be open to asking for forgiveness and being willing to forgive.

There you have it. Maybe it is not right for every couple, but it has worked for me. Here is to hoping you have many more winning seasons.

 

Marriage is Like a Football Team (Part 4)

A Man’s Guide to Relationships

My Five Rules of

Football and Marriage – Rule 4

Let’s start off by saying that I am not a licensed therapist or a professional counselor. My observations of my mother and father, who were married for over fifty years before my mother’s death and my own very happy marriage to the same woman for forty five plus years is my only source of expertise. I believe that I have learned some very valuable lesson in that time and feel it is my duty as a fellow man to pass these things on to whoever might benefit from it.

You’ve spent years preparing yourself for the day. You’ve trained, tried out for the team and have been selected. Now what? It turns out that when you were in school and your coach was teaching you the fundamentals of football, he wasn’t just teaching you football but was teaching you the things you needed for creating a lasting relationship. Who knew that coach ‘Earl the Squirrel’ was so damn smart?

Rule #4 – Communication:

The art of getting thoughts, feelings, or information from one source to another, without losing something in the transaction

In football, hand signals, headsets, signboards, huddles, cameras and clipboards are all used for one thing… communication. Without proper communication, the game is over before it gets started.

You are a member of your relationship team. In order for you to do your job properly, you must have the right information given to you and you must relay your information on to the other member of your team.  You can’t be expected to carry the game on your shoulders any more than you can expect your partner to carry it on theirs. Everyone on the team has a major role to play, and with each down, the role is different. Sometimes, you will need to stay in the pocket and throw the ball, others, you will need to scramble about in search of making something happen from what seems to be a desperate situation. True, you might get sacked a few times, but you always get back up, talk to your team about what just happened, and start all over.

Just imagine what kind of game it would be if the coach didn’t send in the play to the quarterback or the quarterback refused to relay that information to the rest of the team. No one would know what was happening and chaos would ensue, tempers would flair and fights would soon break out.

The number one problem with most couples is that when they begin to hit a rocky patch in their relationship, all forms of communication cease. It becomes easier to just be quiet than it is to risk making someone mad. So whether rebuilding a relationship or trying to save one, just as communication was the first to stop, it must now be the first thing to start. You can’t solve a problem without communication. I repeat… you can’t solve a problem without talking about it.

This will require cooperation from both sides of a relationship. You can’t begin to repair a relationship until you can talk to each other. Set down with your partner and make an agreement that you talk about anything and everything. I don’t mean that you have to agree with everything they say or even like it. But you must respect them for sharing. If you find that you just can’t agree on something, then you need to calmly and rationally discuss it until you find a mutually satisfactory solution. If the head coach did not agree with a play that the offensive coordinator sent in, he would call a time out and they would discuss it rationally. Sometimes, there doesn’t seem to be a right or wrong answer so you may need to call a time out with your partner and agree to discuss it at a later date.

One of the greatest keys to true communication is the ability to listen. The offensive coordinator listens to head coach, the quarterback listens to the offensive coordinator and the team listens to the quarterback and so on. If everybody is talking at the same time, then no information is getting relayed. When you’re in the huddle, you listen to what the quarterback has to say to everyone. If the fullback is supposed to run off your left hip, then you definitely don’t want to block left. So pay the same attention to your partner even when they’re not speaking directly to you. If you hear them tell a friend that they would really like to have Chinese food for dinner; then surprise her with a night out to her favorite Chinese restaurant. Show them that you are really paying attention to the things that they are interested in.

Don’t forget to listen to yourself. Listen to how you talk and how you try to convey your own message. Many times, in a game, a quarterback will use a certain inflection to his voice to try to draw the other team off sides. The words he uses will be the same ones, but the way he says them will have a very different meaning. In a relationship, it often becomes easy to settle into a pattern of communication.

“What would you like for dinner?”

“I don’t care,” or “anything is alright with me.” Is not really communicating, it’s just going through the motions. Too many times we will only reply with a grunt, a nod, or just a negative answer. So pay attention to not only what you say but how you say it. Which would you rather hear?

“So how was your day today?” A good start to any conversation; it shows your interest in their work. Perhaps an even better wording might be something like this.

“How was your day, honey? Did you and Debbie have a good lunch? I know you have been looking forward to spending some time with her.” Think about what you are meaning to say before you say it. Remember, a small compliment will travel a long way.

 Rule #4a (Bonus) – Always Maintain Eye Contact:

Words can be rehearsed, but the eyes will always convey the true feelings behind a conversation. In the heat of the game, sometimes there is more information conveyed with the eyes than with the words actually spoken. The same is true in a good relationship. Always…always…always make eye contact with your partner when communicating. This may not sound important to you, but think back to what was the first thing that attracted you to your partner. More than likely, it was their eyes. Perhaps it was just a glance at each other across a crowded dance floor or looking into those ‘baby blues’ as you shook their hand when first meeting them. Remember that old saying, “The eyes are the window into your soul.” Looking into their eyes shows them that you are paying attention and truly care about what they are saying.

Marriage is Like a Football Team (Part 3)

A Man’s Guide to Relationships

My Five Rules of

Football and Marriage – Rule 3

Let’s start off by saying that I am not a licensed therapist or a professional counselor. My observations of my mother and father, who were married for over fifty years before my mother’s death and my own very happy marriage to the same woman for forty five plus years is my only source of expertise. I believe that I have learned some very valuable lesson in that time and feel it is my duty as a fellow man to pass these things on to whoever might benefit from it.

You’ve spent years preparing yourself for the day. You’ve trained, tried out for the team and have been selected. Now what? It turns out that when you were in school and your coach was teaching you the fundamentals of football, he wasn’t just teaching you football but was teaching you the things you needed for creating a lasting relationship. Who knew that coach ‘Earl the Squirrel’ was so damn smart?

Rule #3 – Stay Positive:

Constant negative press can hurt a team and a negative attitude toward a relationship can destroy it.

The problem with men in a lasting relationship is that we think that one of the greatest mysteries of the universe is what a woman really wants from it. There have been thousands of books and movies on the subject over the years. We believe that women are so complex and complicated that the only thing that will appease them is beyond our ability to give. We have been so brainwashed by the negative that we know that no matter what we try to do, it will be totally wrong.

It’s not really such a “great-unknown” mystery… women like change. Just like the offensive coordinator needs a variety of plays in his play book in order to keep the other team surprised, you need to give them variety. They crave it as badly as we desire consistency.

So the question is…if men hate change and women crave change…how will we ever get along?

 

Marriage is Like a Football Team (Part 2)

A Man’s Guide to Relationships

My Five Rules of

Football and Marriage – Rule 2

Let’s start off by saying that I am not a licensed therapist or a professional counselor. My observations of my mother and father, who were married for over fifty years before my mother’s death and my own very happy marriage to the same woman for forty five plus years is my only source of expertise. I believe that I have learned some very valuable lesson in that time and feel it is my duty as a fellow man to pass these things on to whoever might benefit from it.

You’ve spent years preparing yourself for the day. You’ve trained, tried out for the team and have been selected. Now what? It turns out that when you were in school and your coach was teaching you the fundamentals of football, he wasn’t just teaching you football but was teaching you the things you needed for creating a lasting relationship. Who knew that coach ‘Earl the Squirrel’ was so damn smart?

Rule #2 – Variety is the spice of life:

If you run the same play every down, the other team is going to clean your clock. Men by nature are creatures of habit. Most of us have faithfully supported the same football team since we were old enough to turn on the TV. We fish in the same spot where we caught that big one at age twelve, even if we haven’t caught anything there in years, and we have had the same best friend since Kindergarten. We could go weeks without shaving and be perfectly happy. Honestly, we could probably go days without even changing clothes (or even wearing pants for that matter). Men like things to be comfortable. We don’t want to have to think about our actions.

“If it worked once, then it should work again,” is our motto.

But remember how practice was though, when you ran the same plays over and over until they become second nature. You began to lose interest in them. What do you think would happen if you ran that same play every down in a game without ever changing it? No matter how good you were at running it. Eventually the other team will begin to get wise to you and will have a counter play. So it all boils down to the fact that the team that comes out of halftime with the best adjustment to their game plan will win.

Your relationship is the same way. If every day, you come home from work, eat dinner, and sit down to watch television without ever saying a word to your partner… well, who could keep that going without eventually losing interest.

To Be Continued